Arrgghh… It be “Talk like a Pirate” day. So hie ye and get ye a pirate name. Mine be Bloody Felica Flint. It seems me super powers arr as follows:
Your super powers are figuring the correct restaraunt tip amount and looking good in Spandex, but you can’t travel in time or be uninhibited in bed. You never sweat even when you use your super strength. If you could cloud minds we’d all be in trouble, and you use your flying ability even if you’ve been drinking. You also use your super hearing to cheat and make it look like you’re on the ball. Your super-boobs are perfect, and to top it off, you never wear anything under your costume.
I be not sure about the looking good in spandex part, but I’ll gladly be the bearer of super-boobs.