I missed the first two singers. Sorry. I’ve been pretty sick today, and well, I plum forgot to hit record at 8pm. So I missed Luke and David Archuleta. oh well. I picked it up during Danny’s version of Tainted Love. Apparently it’s 80’s night. Fun.
Daniel Noriega: he rocks. I liked it. I like his facial expressions. I didn’t like Danny at first, but he’s grown on me. Randy said it started rough. I didn’t see the start. Simon disagrees with Randy that Danny was shy at all. Paula says he’s spicy, sensitive, and fabulous, and Simon thought it was horrible. I think Simon messes with Danny a bit… Seacrest just loves when he gets a chance to smack down on Simon.
David Hernadez: he did pretty good with “All Coming Back To Me Now”. I blanked on what the judges thought, cuz I was eatin’ a cup cake. I can has cupcake plz? Kthxbai. *S* but I did hear Simon say that David H. earned his spot in next week’s round.
Michael Johns: “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” He’s cool.. the Aussie rocked. Radny thought is was a good song choice for him. Paula says he’s defining who he is, and the strength in the low range allows him to wail on the highs. Simon liked, but not loved it. He says he hasn’t found his “song”. Honestly, I think Simon will think everything tonight is “Karaoke” because of the 80’s theme, and therefore he won’t love anything, and like even less.
David Cook: with the electric guitar. awesome. I like his hair better this week. The guitar is distracting… it doesn’t sound right. DH says it doesn’t sound like it’s in tune. I don’t recognize the song at all, and I honestly couldn’t remember any of it to even Google search. Randy said he turned a pop Lionel Richie into an emo song. Paula says it was fab. She seems to be having trouble talking. Simon calls him brave and says he loved it. Simon thought it worked. They must have been listening to something else…. We just didn’t get it…
Jason Castro: He is just so pretty. I’m almost jealous. Dude looks like a lady, sorry, wrong song. I. Hate. Ballads. on this show! Hate. Them. Randy said it was a great degree of difficulty and he did a good job. Paula said it sounded effortless. Truthfully, it did sound nice, but I hate slow songs! Paula can’t seem to put together a sentence. She’s just stuttering all over. Simon called him Brillant. Wow.
Chikezie: Smooth. Like Butta! Man he can wail. Randy said it was good. Tough choice, but good. Paula is stammering, and said he sounds really good! Woo! Simon only didn’t like it because Whitney Houston covered the song in the 90’s. Audience boo’s Simon out, and we’ve got nothing but the wrap ups left.
You know… based on the “best of” clip in the review… I’d say Luke Menard is gone. For a second, I’d say David Cook, only because I don’t know what the heck it was he sang.
Paula is drunk! Did you see her stumble around? “Two words! Fa – nomenal!” uhh… someone check her coke cup!