Found this while searching for homes…
“Kitchen Sold Separately”
“Dirt pile optional!”
“Now, which side of the house would like to have your room in Johnny?”
“It’s a great house… 6 rooms total. 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. What? You want the kitchen? I’m sorry, that’s in the house next door.”
“I dunno Slim… I steel thank we missed sum’pin’ on da plans.”
“Nice family house with guest house for tall guests!”
I thought of Laurel and Hardy IMMEDIATELY!
In-Law apartment included.
Too freakin’ funny. You always have me in stiches. I hope you had a wonderful holiday. The kids looked great on you alls photo. TTYL
When I lived in Colorado, I went to an open house at a lovely BRAND NEW home in our neighborhood. It was “on sale” because the builder had forgotten to put even one drawer in the kitchen. Lots of cabinets, but no place to put your silverware! He said from then on, he was hiring a woman to look over kitchen & bathroom plans for every house he built!
“Do you really think the trial separation will save this marriage?”
Celebrity Homes: Clifford the Big Red Dog
Drive thru parking
Buy one, get one half off
She refused to sell so we were forced to divide up the assets.