{"id":984,"date":"2008-02-15T04:02:49","date_gmt":"2008-02-15T09:02:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=984"},"modified":"2008-02-15T04:02:49","modified_gmt":"2008-02-15T09:02:49","slug":"its-a-c-o-n-spiracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2008\/02\/15\/its-a-c-o-n-spiracy\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#039;s a C-O-N&#8230; Spiracy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I swear\u2026\u00a0 I already had trouble falling asleep tonight\u2026\u00a0 So I didn\u2019t get to bed til 130am.\u00a0 Bad bad bad\u2026 I know.\u00a0 But see, earlier this evening, I smelled smoke when I got out of the shower.\u00a0 Now&#8230;\u00a0 it turned out to be coming from outside,\u00a0 there was a bad fire in town earlier today, so the residual smoke was working it&#8217;s way into my house via the air vents and leaky windows.\u00a0 Anyway, the whole smoke thing freaked me out enough to get my adrenaline pumping, so it took a while before I was clam enough to try to get to sleep.\u00a0 Then, just as I\u2019m drifting off, BigBoy comes in, claiming a bad dream.\u00a0 Get him back to bed. Lay down.\u00a0 BigBoy runs in again.\u00a0 Pull him into bed with me, and spend an agonizing 20-30 minutes with him tossing, turning, kickin&#8217; me, and tickling my knees with his toes.\u00a0 Tell him twice, &#8220;Go to sleep or go to your bed.&#8221;\u00a0 Finally, he\u2019s ready for his own bed. Thank the good Lord.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s now 230am.\u00a0 Get him in his bed, get back to mine, and start to toss and turn\u2026.\u00a0 Just as I\u2019m drifting off at about 245am, thePinkDiva yells.\u00a0 Now she has had a bad dream.\u00a0 Calm her down, and have a mini-breakdown declaring \u201cI just wanna sleep!\u00a0 For the love of all things holy I just wanna go to sleep!\u201d\u00a0 She laughed at me.\u00a0 I go back to my bed.<\/p>\n<p>By now I\u2019m figuring, it\u2019s 3am and I have to be up at 5, well\u2026 I can sleep in til 630 if I push it\u2026\u00a0 What the heck is the use of getting 2, 3 hours of sleep?\u00a0 I\u2019ll be useless and grouchy no matter.\u00a0 So I say to myself and God, \u201cOk.\u00a0 If they wake me up one more time I\u2019ll just go out and work on my computer and down a mt dew and pull an all nighter.\u00a0 But please, I really want some sleep!\u201d\u00a0 Not 5 minutes later, I hear a door slam.\u00a0 Adrenaline Rush!!\u00a0 It\u2019s just tPD going to the bathroom\u2026\u00a0 but now I\u2019m way too freakin\u2019 wired to get to sleep\u2026\u00a0 So here I am at 330am geeking away and rocking out (with my headphones) and trying to get my blogs updated and maybe type some crap that I\u2019ve wanted to type but havn&#8217;t had time or energy\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Now I\u2019m wired on a Mt Dew Code Red.\u00a0\u00a0 Ahhhh!!!!\u00a0\u00a0 I love mt dew!\u00a0 *S*\u00a0 I don\u2019t get to drink it often because the caffeine wreaks havoc with my kidneys (I\u2019ll have to take a cranberry pill for the next few days)\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 but I love the stuff!!\u00a0 Although my leg won\u2019t quit bouncing right now&#8230; *S*\u00a0\u00a0 but whateva!!\u00a0 *S*\u00a0\u00a0 Do the Dew!\u00a0 Woo hooo!\u00a0\u00a0 Ok\u2026 maybe I\u2019m getting a little punch drunk or whateva\u2026\u00a0 but oh well\u2026 too late to go to bed now\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear\u2026\u00a0 I already had trouble falling asleep tonight\u2026\u00a0 So I didn\u2019t get to bed til 130am.\u00a0 Bad bad bad\u2026 I know.\u00a0 But see, earlier this evening, I smelled smoke &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family_life","category-randomness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=984"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}