{"id":950,"date":"2008-01-26T07:17:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-26T12:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=950"},"modified":"2008-01-26T07:17:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-26T12:17:00","slug":"thanks-for-the-memories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2008\/01\/26\/thanks-for-the-memories\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks for the memories&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a rough couple of days.\u00a0 I decided to revive my old Kat&#8217;s Skraps blog, but not in a designer capacity.\u00a0 Instead, I choose to make it a bloggy story about re-learning to scrap, <a href=\"http:\/\/katsskraps.yuriar.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Die Cut Bytes<\/a>.\u00a0 Cute right?\u00a0 Then I hit a brick wall.\u00a0 You see, I used to use the desktop all the time.\u00a0 That&#8217;s where all my old files are.\u00a0 That&#8217;s where Paint Shop Pro is.\u00a0 Juanito (yes, I named the desktop Juanito) and I had quite a love affair going.\u00a0 That was, until Odina, the laptop, became my new mistress.\u00a0 In fact, &#8220;Odina&#8221;\u00a0means <a href=\"http:\/\/www.babynames.com\/name\/ODINA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Divine Creative Inspiration<\/a>, and with a name like that, how could I not shower her with daily affection. Apparently Juanito is jealous.\u00a0 He has decided to just up and stop working.\u00a0 Well, that&#8217;s not exactly true, but he is no longer all that easy to turn on, and he had forgotten key things in our past like, oh, registry entries for Paint Shop Pro, Start menu items, the CD Rom Drive&#8230;\u00a0 Yea.\u00a0 Not fun.\u00a0 After several days of gently trying to stroke his ego, and convince him that I do indeed still love him, the time has come.<\/p>\n<p>The surgery is tentatively scheduled for Monday morning.\u00a0 Drives will be wiped, memories will be scrubbed clean and sanitized, Operating System will be re-installed, and Juanito will be restored to his former glory.\u00a0 Well, almost.\u00a0 He&#8217;ll get to be one of the kids around here instead of a big kahuna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a rough couple of days.\u00a0 I decided to revive my old Kat&#8217;s Skraps blog, but not in a designer capacity.\u00a0 Instead, I choose to make it a bloggy &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family_life","category-randomness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}