{"id":948,"date":"2008-01-21T22:59:35","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T03:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=948"},"modified":"2008-01-21T22:59:35","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T03:59:35","slug":"at-least-the-floor-finally-got-mopped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2008\/01\/21\/at-least-the-floor-finally-got-mopped\/","title":{"rendered":"At least the floor finally got mopped."},"content":{"rendered":"

I didn’t handle it well.<\/p>\n

Who would?<\/p>\n

Jesus maybe.\u00a0 Not me though, that’s for sure.<\/p>\n

Are you sure you want the sordid details?<\/p>\n

Last chance to click away.\u00a0 I highly recommend Mamalogues<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Alrighty.\u00a0 You asked for it.<\/p>\n

She barfed.\u00a0 Not just barfed.\u00a0 thePinkDiva erupted, leaving a lovely trail of spaghetti sauce, and lo, it was not pretty.<\/p>\n

It’s not that she barfed that set me off.\u00a0 It’s that she forced herself to barf.\u00a0 She was upset that I was not attention solely to her.\u00a0 I mean, heaven forbid I should even glance in the direction of the boys when she’s feeling this way.<\/p>\n

I didn’t handle it well.\u00a0 I knew she did it to herself, I heard her forcing the coughs until she erupted.\u00a0 I even warned her to stop.\u00a0 I knew she did it for attention.\u00a0 I simply cannot reward this kind of behavior.\u00a0 Into the bathroom to wait until I’m done cleaning up the house, thank you very much.<\/p>\n

There was much yelling, and swearing under my breath, as I tried to get Ragu and Meatball out of the fairly new carpet.\u00a0 In the end, after all was cleaned up, including the child, I broke down and called my Mommy. \u00a0 Sometimes even moms need their Mommies, and this was one of those times.<\/p>\n

But hey, at least the floor got mopped.\u00a0 It needed it anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I didn’t handle it well. Who would? Jesus maybe.\u00a0 Not me though, that’s for sure. Are you sure you want the sordid details? Last chance to click away.\u00a0 I highly …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family_life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}