{"id":829,"date":"2007-11-08T08:37:06","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T13:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=829"},"modified":"2007-11-08T08:37:06","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T13:37:06","slug":"carnac-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2007\/11\/08\/carnac-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Carnac Says&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently I am supposed to be a mind reader.\u00a0 I&#8217;m sorry darling daughter of mine, but ESP was not on the list of gifts the good Lord gave me.<\/p>\n<p>She is now sick.\u00a0 But it&#8217;s not the same thing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=826\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Lil&#8217;Chicano<\/a> had the other day. \u00a0 Nope this is more of a stuffy nose then a sore throat.\u00a0 And you <strong>know<\/strong> that makes a difference when it comes to what medicine to give.<\/p>\n<p>Of course it took me a half hour to get that little tidbit of information out of her this morning at 5am.\u00a0 She apparently thinks I should be able to understand &#8220;moan and groan&#8221;.\u00a0 Because after all, you will just feel so much better if you moan and groan whenever mom tries to talk to you.\u00a0 <strong>*sigh*<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For those that don&#8217;t get the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Carnac_the_Magnificent\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Carnac<\/a> reference&#8230;\u00a0 don&#8217;t sweat it.\u00a0 I&#8217;m way too young to remember Johnny.\u00a0 I only know about Carnac through my mom insisting she wasn&#8217;t Carnac.\u00a0 Somethings never change.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently I am supposed to be a mind reader.\u00a0 I&#8217;m sorry darling daughter of mine, but ESP was not on the list of gifts the good Lord gave me. She &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family_life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}