{"id":825,"date":"2007-11-05T06:29:06","date_gmt":"2007-11-05T11:29:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=825"},"modified":"2007-11-05T06:29:06","modified_gmt":"2007-11-05T11:29:06","slug":"do-you-hear-the-teeth-chattering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2007\/11\/05\/do-you-hear-the-teeth-chattering\/","title":{"rendered":"Do you hear the teeth chattering?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/cold.jpg\" alt=\"It\u2019s to effing cold!\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I hate winter.\u00a0 I love snow.\u00a0 I just wish it didn&#8217;t have to be so cold.\u00a0 Cold hurts.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve reached that point in life when cold means locked joints.\u00a0 Combine that with the sinus headache, and ugh.\u00a0 I would love to crawl into bed and sleep away the day.\u00a0 I have kids.\u00a0 Kids who need their mama to be functioning.\u00a0 So now, I must pick&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tylenol Cold &amp; Sinus for the headache?\u00a0 or Aleve for the joints?<\/p>\n<p>Eenie, meenie, mynee, mo.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ll go with the headache stuff first.\u00a0 Because I know I will be a class A witch when the kids wake up and start running around, making all kinds of noise, if I still have a headache.\u00a0 Sore joints will just move slower until the temp warms up to a totally wow awesome 67 degrees.\u00a0 Sore joints will not totally lose their cool when the screaming and fighting starts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate winter.\u00a0 I love snow.\u00a0 I just wish it didn&#8217;t have to be so cold.\u00a0 Cold hurts.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve reached that point in life when cold means locked joints.\u00a0 Combine &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=825"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}