{"id":738,"date":"2007-08-16T14:24:34","date_gmt":"2007-08-16T19:24:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=738"},"modified":"2007-08-16T14:24:34","modified_gmt":"2007-08-16T19:24:34","slug":"just-call-me-littlefoots-mama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2007\/08\/16\/just-call-me-littlefoots-mama\/","title":{"rendered":"Just call me LittleFoot&#039;s Mama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While mowing the lawn yesterday, I stepped in the front door and asked my oldest for a drink of water.\u00a0 Being covered in grass, I didn&#8217;t want to go into the house.\u00a0 From way back in the kitchen I hear thePinkDiva,<\/p>\n<p>tPD:\u00a0 &#8220;Mom, what&#8217;s that thing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>me:\u00a0 &#8220;I don&#8217;t know hunny, I can&#8217;t see from here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>tPD:\u00a0 &#8220;So stretch your head out and see.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>me:\u00a0 &#8220;Hunny, I&#8217;m not that long.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>tPD:\u00a0 &#8220;Well&#8230;\u00a0 a dinosaur could.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While mowing the lawn yesterday, I stepped in the front door and asked my oldest for a drink of water.\u00a0 Being covered in grass, I didn&#8217;t want to go into &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family_life","category-randomness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}