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So, our AC died like two days ago. Yummy right? I think it had something to do with a power blink, but I’ve been assured by a neighbor that over the last few years everyone on the block has had to replace their ACs. Fun-a-licious. So I’ve been passing the time trying to keep 3 children cool, while simultaneously not flinging them with Dana’s trebuchet<\/a> because Oh My Freaking Word… You would think it was a “May-ja” catastrophe every time one child dared look upon another – and it didn’t matter which one was doing the looking at which. I swear I heard thePinkDiva scream at the mirror for looking at her.<\/p>\n

You would think, easy enough, everyone in the pool! But. You forget. The pool is outside. In the heat. And it’s water is wonderfully warm now. Besides, “He splashed me!” “It’s a pool, that’s what happens in pools dear-child-of-mine.”<\/em> Quickly followed by: “Mom! She hit me!” “What you do?”<\/em> “Nothing!” “Why’d you hit him?”<\/em> “Because he was gonna splash me.” Ugh.<\/p>\n

Watching a movie results in three stir crazy kids who begin to randomly hit each other because, “He was thinking about hittin’ me!” Ugh.<\/p>\n

Luckily, our home warranty to the rescue, and the repairman is due to arrive soon.
\n*Shout outs to my dad, for telliing us how awesome a warranty was and insisting we buy it. I miss my daddy.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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