{"id":574,"date":"2007-01-02T00:50:41","date_gmt":"2007-01-02T05:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=574"},"modified":"2007-01-02T00:50:41","modified_gmt":"2007-01-02T05:50:41","slug":"caption-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2007\/01\/02\/caption-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Contest!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Found this while searching for homes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image573\" data-src=\"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/0643926.JPG\" alt=\"0643926.JPG\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Kitchen Sold Separately&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dirt pile optional!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now, which side of the house would like to have your room in Johnny?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a great house&#8230;\u00a0 6 rooms total.\u00a0 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. What?\u00a0 You want the kitchen? I&#8217;m sorry, that&#8217;s in the house next door.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I dunno Slim&#8230;\u00a0 I steel thank we missed sum&#8217;pin&#8217; on da plans.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found this while searching for homes&#8230; &#8220;Kitchen Sold Separately&#8221; &#8220;Dirt pile optional!&#8221; &#8220;Now, which side of the house would like to have your room in Johnny?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s a great house&#8230;\u00a0 &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-house","category-randomness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}