{"id":569,"date":"2006-12-30T01:24:55","date_gmt":"2006-12-30T06:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=569"},"modified":"2006-12-30T01:24:55","modified_gmt":"2006-12-30T06:24:55","slug":"ewwwww","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2006\/12\/30\/ewwwww\/","title":{"rendered":"EWWWWW!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alrighty&#8230;   here I am sitting my living room, watching a movie, when suddenly the smell of  skunk overpowers the room!  Not just the room, but the whole lower level of the  townhouse!  I mean Oh my Freakin Word!  It stinks in here!Now I know there  have been problems in the hood with a skunk that lives in the woods across the  street behind our house&#8230;.  but oh my word!  my eyes are stinging the stench is  so powerful!  EWWWWW!  and I&#8217;m inside my freaking house!  EWWWWWW!  oh so  gross!  If it stinks like this in the AM, I am so calling my landlord.  I don&#8217;t  care if it&#8217;s after hours&#8230;  they have got to do something and figure out where  the stench is coming from.<\/p>\n<p>One thing is for  sure&#8230;  since the outside light isn&#8217;t working, I sure as hell ain&#8217;t opening a  door to figure out where the sench is coming from&#8230; I&#8217;ll wait for daylight.   until then&#8230;. EWWWWWW!   here&#8217;s hoping it doesn&#8217;t float up the stairs while I  sleeping.<\/p>\n<p>Personally.. I think maybe one of the security patrols may have run the darn thing over&#8230;  The fence dividing the road from our uint of houses is less then 50 feet away, and there is only one townhouse between us and the road&#8230;  But I&#8217;ve got to wait til morning to find out cuz I sure as heck at wandering out there with no light to find out!<br \/>\nYuk!  Time for me to go to bed&#8230;  *S*  maybe I can borrow hubby&#8217;s gas mask?? *S*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alrighty&#8230; here I am sitting my living room, watching a movie, when suddenly the smell of skunk overpowers the room! Not just the room, but the whole lower level of &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}