{"id":524,"date":"2006-10-26T20:50:26","date_gmt":"2006-10-27T01:50:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=524"},"modified":"2006-10-26T20:50:26","modified_gmt":"2006-10-27T01:50:26","slug":"how-to-jump-like-a-21-month-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2006\/10\/26\/how-to-jump-like-a-21-month-old\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Jump like a 21 Month Old"},"content":{"rendered":"

Step 1 – Laugh, and shout “MaMa!”<\/p>\n

Step 2 – Smile cutely.<\/p>\n

Step 3 – Squat down.<\/p>\n

Step 4 – Laugh again.<\/p>\n

Step 5 – Stand up quickly while simultaneously picking up one foot.<\/p>\n

Step 6 – Laugh hysterically as raised foot hits the ground.<\/p>\n

Step 7 – Run three steps forward, & repeat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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