{"id":476,"date":"2006-08-24T20:39:09","date_gmt":"2006-08-25T01:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=476"},"modified":"2006-08-24T20:39:09","modified_gmt":"2006-08-25T01:39:09","slug":"terrible-twos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2006\/08\/24\/terrible-twos\/","title":{"rendered":"Terrible Twos."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At least I can relax in the knowledge that this will be last time to go through the terrible twos.\u00a0 After this, all I have left are the mouthy kid years, the premenstral preteen years, the ragin&#8217; hormonal years, the &#8220;I know everything, DUH!&#8221; years, and the reckless endangerment years.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, my sweet baby, DS 19 Months, has turned into the two year old monster, 5 months ahead of schedule!\u00a0 his new favorite words are &#8220;uh-uh!&#8221; said while shaking his head back and forth so hard he practically falls over, and holding his little hand in the air pinching his fingers together rapidly to form the sign language &#8220;no&#8221; sign as best a 19 month old can.<\/p>\n<p>Oh trust me. this doesn&#8217;t fly.\u00a0 Because Mama don&#8217;t play that.\u00a0 Just ask your older siblings kid.<\/p>\n<p>But on the other hand, he can be the most adorable little kid.\u00a0 It is so hard to resist his\u00a0 great big eyes, and outstreched hand as he says, &#8220;Mo..\u00a0 Mo, Peas?&#8221; (Translation: More&#8230; More, Please?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At least I can relax in the knowledge that this will be last time to go through the terrible twos.\u00a0 After this, all I have left are the mouthy kid &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family_life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}