{"id":474,"date":"2006-08-17T20:55:55","date_gmt":"2006-08-18T01:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=474"},"modified":"2006-08-17T20:55:55","modified_gmt":"2006-08-18T01:55:55","slug":"ding-dong-the-witch-is-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2006\/08\/17\/ding-dong-the-witch-is-gone\/","title":{"rendered":"Ding! Dong!  The Witch is Gone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ya&#8217;ll have no idea how happy this blogger is today!\u00a0 *WOOOHOOO!\u00a0 Wait&#8230;\u00a0 did ya&#8217;ll feel the earth shake?\u00a0 *S*\u00a0 that&#8217;s just me doing a backflip&#8230;\u00a0 or at least pretending I can! *S*\u00a0 the woman we so affectionately call <em>La Bruja<\/em> is GONE!\u00a0 Yee HAW!\u00a0 To borrow an expression here &#8211; I&#8217;m happier than a tornado in a trailer park!\u00a0 *S* he he he!\u00a0 Oh my freaking word!\u00a0 I really pity the people in her new neighborhood&#8230;\u00a0 they have no idea what kind of psycho is moving in&#8230; but I am soooooo relieved that she is not here anymore!\u00a0 Woo hoo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya&#8217;ll have no idea how happy this blogger is today!\u00a0 *WOOOHOOO!\u00a0 Wait&#8230;\u00a0 did ya&#8217;ll feel the earth shake?\u00a0 *S*\u00a0 that&#8217;s just me doing a backflip&#8230;\u00a0 or at least pretending I &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}