{"id":43,"date":"2005-07-14T15:47:30","date_gmt":"2005-07-14T23:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=43"},"modified":"2005-07-14T15:47:30","modified_gmt":"2005-07-14T23:47:30","slug":"car-alarms-at-3am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2005\/07\/14\/car-alarms-at-3am\/","title":{"rendered":"Car Alarms at 3am?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">To the wonderful person in the neighborhood who couldn\u2019t hear his car alarm going off throughout the night last night, I would just like to say:<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">Thank you, I so didn\u2019t want to sleep last night anyway. (Can\u2019t you just feel the sarcasm in my voice right now?)<\/font><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the wonderful person in the neighborhood who couldn\u2019t hear his car alarm going off throughout the night last night, I would just like to say: Thank you, I so &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}