{"id":1623,"date":"2011-12-12T12:56:07","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T17:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=1623"},"modified":"2011-12-12T12:56:07","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T17:56:07","slug":"a-very-aspie-rudolf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2011\/12\/12\/a-very-aspie-rudolf\/","title":{"rendered":"A Very Aspie Rudolf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 11 yr old decide to re-write Rudolf. I like his version better.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Rudolf the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose,<\/p>\n<p>And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.<\/p>\n<p>All of the other reindeer, judged him from the outside,<\/p>\n<p>They bullied poor Rudolf, forcing him to run and hide.<\/p>\n<p>Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say,<\/p>\n<p>Rudolf with your nose so bright,<\/p>\n<p>Won&#8217;t drive my sleigh tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Then all the reindeer loved him, and learned a very good lesson<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t judge by the outside, it could be your destruction.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 11 yr old decide to re-write Rudolf. I like his version better. &nbsp; Rudolf the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw it, &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,4,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ass-burgers-rainbows","category-deep-thoughts","category-i-haz-a-funneh"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}