{"id":1459,"date":"2010-04-22T14:11:12","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T19:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=1459"},"modified":"2010-04-22T14:11:12","modified_gmt":"2010-04-22T19:11:12","slug":"better-pack-your-space-suit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2010\/04\/22\/better-pack-your-space-suit\/","title":{"rendered":"Better pack your space suit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BigBoy comes up with some of the funniest tidbits of information at the strangest moments. This morning was a perfect example.\u00a0 While fidgeting in his chair and pretending to eat his breakfast, BigBoy suddenly had an epiphany about extinction.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dinosaurs are extinct.\u00a0 Humans are not extinct.\u00a0 If you want to live on Mars, you need a space suit, otherwise you can&#8217;t breathe &amp; you will die. Then you would be extinct!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And if that wasn&#8217;t enough random bits of knowledge for you, he came up with this one a few minutes later:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Also, never stick your head in the potty.\u00a0 That would be YUCKY!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alrighty then.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll make a note of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BigBoy comes up with some of the funniest tidbits of information at the strangest moments. This morning was a perfect example.\u00a0 While fidgeting in his chair and pretending to eat &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family_life","category-i-haz-a-funneh"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}