Chase-playing tonight, cuz I was busy rejoicing over Scott Brown’s win in Massachusetts.\u00a0 Awesome!<\/p>\n
Shania! “Man! I feel like a woman!”\u00a0 Dude.\u00a0 I lurve her music.\u00a0 So… now we’re done pimping her out, so on with the obligatory Obama references.\u00a0 Meh. Yes we can — get cottonballs for our ears.<\/p>\n
First contestant, Katelyn.\u00a0 She’s from a recently broken home, and TPTB (the powers the be) try to play up the sob story.\u00a0 Her voice is nice though.\u00a0 Simon and Kara both think she needs to put a little more heart n soul into her performances, but she’s through.<\/p>\n
I like the personality of this second chic.\u00a0 What the…\u00a0 did she just pass out?? oh damn… I wish she had passed out!\u00a0 And then oh my word…\u00a0 She’s “bewb-boxing”…\u00a0 Wha? She was cute and funny, but… um.. no. Not a singer.\u00a0 Try broadway chica.<\/p>\n
Charity Vance swears if she makes it through she will freak out and be the “crazy person on camera.”\u00a0 Her voice is … wow.\u00a0 She sounds good.\u00a0 She gets to freak out on camera.<\/p>\n
Que the Loser Parade!<\/p>\n
And in walks Angela Martin. Things didn’t work out for her last time. She sings Mary J Blige “Fine” – I love that song. The judges think she deserves a break in life, and she’s through.<\/p>\n
Now it’s time for the Winner Parade… A group of people good enough to get tickets to hollywood, but since we only have an hour tonight, they aren’t good enough for us to get to see them.<\/p>\n
Day 2! Curly needs to go… he needs to go soooo bad that I just hit fast foward.\u00a0 The whole Judges panel minus Simon tries to give the next girl, Alana, singing lessons.\u00a0 She obviously doesn’t get through, and this obviously a loser parade.<\/p>\n
Brian comes out… and he’s already a joke… but as soon as he said “my favorite artist, Tiny Tim”….\u00a0 I hit fast forward. OMG… Just… NO!<\/p>\n
Harold is looking like he’s trying to be a pimp, like he’s all that… He sings Usher, and it’s a no.\u00a0 He tries to blame it on allergies, but Kara shoots him down, and he breaks out in tears right on the stage.<\/p>\n
This Loser Parade is set to Shania’s “That don’t Impress Me Much”.<\/p>\n
John Park is here because his parents are pissed he wants to be a singer.\u00a0 They think he should “get a real job”.\u00a0 He’s got a nice, deep sound.\u00a0 Shania says he has a “beautiful bottom end”. Randy starts messing with her, and she changes it to “nice tone down there” which sets Randy off even more… Then Shania hits the hat trick with “you have a good head.”\u00a0 Oh my word!!\u00a0 Once the judges get over their fits of giggles, he gets a golden ticket because, well, he’s the best voice to walk through the doors all day.<\/p>\n
Paige Dechausse is an asthmatic. She has a nice sound.\u00a0 She had some pitch problems, but the girls think she has potential, and they convince Randy, so she’s through.\u00a0 And she’s so excited she’s sucking on her inhaler.<\/p>\n
A bunch of people are good enough for the golden tickets.\u00a0 Thirteen in total on Day 2. That’s it.<\/p>\n
Farewell Chicago.\u00a0 Thank goodness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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