{"id":1399,"date":"2009-04-24T15:24:55","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T20:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=1399"},"modified":"2009-04-24T15:24:55","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T20:24:55","slug":"overheard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2009\/04\/24\/overheard\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what they were playing, but from the other room I heard:<\/p>\n<p>GeekBoy: &#8220;No! you can&#8217;t use that, you need a chainsaw!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BigBoy:\u00a0 &#8220;A chainsaw, right! I&#8217;ll buy it on amazon.com!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure I want to know.\u00a0 Also, I think I need to hide the credit cards&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what they were playing, but from the other room I heard: GeekBoy: &#8220;No! you can&#8217;t use that, you need a chainsaw!&#8221; BigBoy:\u00a0 &#8220;A chainsaw, right! I&#8217;ll buy &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family_life","category-overheard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}