{"id":1342,"date":"2011-04-24T07:00:47","date_gmt":"2011-04-24T12:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=1342"},"modified":"2011-04-24T07:00:47","modified_gmt":"2011-04-24T12:00:47","slug":"the-bible-in-50-words-or-less","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2011\/04\/24\/the-bible-in-50-words-or-less\/","title":{"rendered":"THE BIBLE IN 50 WORDS OR LESS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God made<br \/>\nAdam bit<br \/>\nNoah arked<br \/>\nAbraham split<br \/>\nJoseph ruled<br \/>\nJacob fooled<br \/>\nBush talked<br \/>\nMoses balked<br \/>\nPharaoh plagued<br \/>\nPeople walked<br \/>\nSea divided<br \/>\nTablets guided<br \/>\nPromise landed<br \/>\nSaul freaked<br \/>\nDavid peeked<br \/>\nProphets warned<br \/>\nJesus born<br \/>\nGod walked<br \/>\nLove talked<br \/>\nAnger crucified<br \/>\nHope died<br \/>\nLove rose<br \/>\nSpirit flamed<br \/>\nWord spread<br \/>\nGod remained.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God made Adam bit Noah arked Abraham split Joseph ruled Jacob fooled Bush talked Moses balked Pharaoh plagued People walked Sea divided Tablets guided Promise landed Saul freaked David peeked &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bible-study"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}