Yup, I caught Survivor Gabon online a few days late because of satellite disruptions last Thursday.<\/p>\n
May I just say that Fang got pwned, srsly.\u00a0 I will miss Gillian’s soft South African accent, but not the yowling cheerleader she became at challenge time.\u00a0 While I thought her pick of Crystal was smart at first,… well, yea.\u00a0 Crystal may be fast, but good at Survivor type challenges?\u00a0 That is yet to be seen.\u00a0 That said, Crystal will get to lay low as long as GC keeps shooting off his mouth.\u00a0 Mr. Sure I’ll Be The Leader, Wait, No I Wont.\u00a0 He has a serious chip on his shoulder.\u00a0 He went bat-shit insane on Gilly when she mentioned that in general the tribe ought to respect quiet hours.\u00a0 He insisted it was an attack on him personally, and if the preview from next week is any indication, this mentality will on continue until they kick him off.\u00a0 He’s got a very Me-Against-The-World attitude that will make him a HUGE target in this game.\u00a0 Personal Trainer Matty is just in denial over how bad his team totally sucks.\u00a0 Meanwhile, Dan the lawyer. Dan, Dan, Dan…\u00a0 How can you be a lawyer and be that stupid?\u00a0 Wait, nevermind.\u00a0 He so over thought the clue!\u00a0 and if he just kept walking a few more over the top of the hill he would have seen the “Crater of Sand.”\u00a0 Wonder if he’s feeling stoo-pid watching the replay.<\/p>\n
On the Kota tribe, old man Bob is more of an asset then he looks.\u00a0 Whaddya know?\u00a0 Phyics teachers from Maine know a little sumpin’ sumpin’ about surviving in the wilds of Africa.\u00a0 It’s clearly a case of a more experienced mind in a body fit enough to keep up – for now.\u00a0 in a few weeks when what little body fat he had is gone and the food is scarce, it will be a different story altogether.\u00a0 Plus, Charlie has such a crush on Marcus.\u00a0 However, Marcus is totes strait and has already told Charlie once to back off. (The “this may be Eden, but we are not Adam & Adam” line – Priceless!)\u00a0 However, Charlie feels so “safe” whenever Marcus is around.\u00a0 Dude!\u00a0 The whole convo in the canoe, my gaydar was on hi!\u00a0 Marcus has to see this, if not he is the blindest guy to ever grace the show…\u00a0 wait, no, I don’t think anyone can truly take that title from last season’s Jason, but still…\u00a0 If Marcus doesn’t see the man-crush he must have no gaydar.\u00a0 I totes see this little crush causing big trouble in little Kota very soon if Charlie can’t reign himself in.<\/p>\n
Whatever happens in the next few weeks, it is surely shaping up to be a fun season.\u00a0 Can’t wait til next Thursday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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