{"id":1190,"date":"2008-09-19T10:37:38","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T15:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=1190"},"modified":"2008-09-19T10:37:38","modified_gmt":"2008-09-19T15:37:38","slug":"arrggh-matey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2008\/09\/19\/arrggh-matey\/","title":{"rendered":"Arrggh Matey!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Arrgghh&#8230; It be &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Talk like a Pirate<\/a>&#8221; day.\u00a0 So hie ye and get ye <a href=\"http:\/\/stupidstuff.org\/main\/piratemaker.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">a pirate name<\/a>.\u00a0 Mine be <strong><span class=\"hdr1\">Bloody Felica Flint<\/span><\/strong>. It seems me super powers arr as follows:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<strong>Your super powers are figuring the correct restaraunt tip amount and looking good in Spandex, but you can&#8217;t travel in time or be uninhibited in bed. You never sweat even when you use your super strength. If you could cloud minds we&#8217;d all be in trouble, and you use your flying ability even if you&#8217;ve been drinking. You also use your super hearing to cheat and make it look like you&#8217;re on the ball. Your super-boobs are perfect, and to top it off, you never wear anything under your costume. <\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I be not sure about the looking good in spandex part, but I&#8217;ll gladly be the bearer of super-boobs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arrgghh&#8230; It be &#8220;Talk like a Pirate&#8221; day.\u00a0 So hie ye and get ye a pirate name.\u00a0 Mine be Bloody Felica Flint. It seems me super powers arr as follows: &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}