{"id":1180,"date":"2008-09-12T08:05:49","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T13:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=1180"},"modified":"2008-09-12T08:05:49","modified_gmt":"2008-09-12T13:05:49","slug":"waiting-tables-wha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2008\/09\/12\/waiting-tables-wha\/","title":{"rendered":"Waiting tables? Wha?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not the weirdest dream I&#8217;ve ever had, but somehow, I was waitressing again.\u00a0 Weird indeed, because I hate waitressing with a passion.\u00a0 Was the Worst. Job. Ever. in the history of my life.<\/p>\n<p>So anyway, there I was, waitressing again, and who was at my only table but the Rock.\u00a0 Yup, Dwayne Johnson. Except, he didn&#8217;t sound like the Rock, he sounded &amp; acted like my darling husband. (yes, first time I ever met DH in person, I was waiting on his table.)<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t so bad. Since they were my only table, and I obviously knew everyone (though I don&#8217;t remember who else was at the table, just that there were 3 others) I sat and talked with them while they ate. Then they needed the check, and I couldn&#8217;t figure out for the life of me how to ring up their meal. DH\/Rock was being so patient &amp; encouraging.\u00a0 He kept saying that it was ok, take my time, he wasn&#8217;t going anywhere.\u00a0 Just as I was about to burst into tears of frustration&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>BigBoy woke me up to inform me that he saw light out his window &amp; the first number on the &#8220;cwock&#8221; was 7.\u00a0 Time to wake up.<\/p>\n<p>Weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not the weirdest dream I&#8217;ve ever had, but somehow, I was waitressing again.\u00a0 Weird indeed, because I hate waitressing with a passion.\u00a0 Was the Worst. Job. Ever. in the history &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}