{"id":1110,"date":"2008-07-13T16:17:33","date_gmt":"2008-07-13T21:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=1110"},"modified":"2008-07-13T16:17:33","modified_gmt":"2008-07-13T21:17:33","slug":"breakin-dishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2008\/07\/13\/breakin-dishes\/","title":{"rendered":"Breakin&#039; Dishes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yup.  It&#8217;s been a while since I did one of these, and boy oh boy do I ever need to fling some dishes across the the room&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>To fling across the room:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Navy.<\/strong> I don&#8217;t think there is a navy wife alive who doesn&#8217;t feel this way at some point in her husband&#8217;s career.  Right now, for reasons I won&#8217;t discuss here (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.defendamerica.mil\/articles\/a021202b.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">OpSec<\/a> people!  Loose lips sink ships!), I am so ready for us to be done with the Navy.  475 days.  But who&#8217;s counting?<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Back to School&#8221;<\/strong>. How in the heck does Walmart already have the Back to School stuff out?  Didn&#8217;t summer just start?  What happened?  But don&#8217;t worry, when take the displays down in early October, they will be replaced by Christmas stuff.  Ugh.  Remember back in the day when Summer vacation started June 3rd-ish, and you didn&#8217;t see &#8220;Back to School&#8221; sales until late August?  Really, are parents that eager to ship their kids off to school?  I don&#8217;t know, we homeschool.  Maybe I just don&#8217;t get it.  One thing those sales do to me though, they remind me that I need to start planning for the next year.  Do. Not. Want.  I&#8217;m nothing if not a procrastinator.<\/p>\n<p><strong>My Feet.<\/strong> Srsly, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.webmd.com\/a-to-z-guides\/plantar-fasciitis-topic-overview\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Plantar Fasciitis<\/a> sux hardcore.  I&#8217;ve had 3 shots of cortisone in my right foot, and still the pain.  My Podiatrist now thinks I&#8217;ve got a lovely complication called  <em>Entrapment of the Lateral Plantar Nerve<\/em>. Let me tell ya, it&#8217;s about as fun as being thrown into a pit of hungry tigers with a raw steak shoved down the back of your pants.  Yea. That fun.  When every step feels like walking on burning spikes, your outlook on life is pretty dramatically affected.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Caffeine<\/strong>. Because even the tiniest amount found in Midol now triggers kidney problems.\u00a0 That&#8217;s right, I exist without the help of caffeine, no Starbucks for me.\u00a0 And also no more Midol.\u00a0 Ugh.\u00a0 I think I may need to invest in a punching bag soon, though I have no idea where I&#8217;d put it.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Not to fling:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>AirCast<\/strong> Because thanks to that nice cushiony bubble of air under my arch, I can function without reaching stronger pain pills on an hourly basis.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Homeschool<\/strong>. Because despite the stress it puts on me, and the constant challenge, it&#8217;s awesome to see the kids flourish.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t imagine sending them away for the better part of the day. Oh, there are days when I want to pack the lot of them in a box and mail them to Alaska&#8230;\u00a0 But they really are good kids, and I&#8217;d miss them.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ICanHasCheezburger<\/a> &amp; <a href=\"http:\/\/failblog.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">FailBlog<\/a><\/strong>. Because they make me laugh.<\/p>\n<p>Your turn.\u00a0 What do you want to fling into the sink?\u00a0 What do you want to keep?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yup. It&#8217;s been a while since I did one of these, and boy oh boy do I ever need to fling some dishes across the the room&#8230; To fling across &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dish-fling"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}