{"id":1095,"date":"2008-06-05T07:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T12:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2008-06-05T07:19:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-05T12:19:00","slug":"the-one-in-which-my-dh-sticks-that-big-toe-just-a-little-too-far-over-the-edge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/2008\/06\/05\/the-one-in-which-my-dh-sticks-that-big-toe-just-a-little-too-far-over-the-edge\/","title":{"rendered":"the one in which DH sticks that big toe just a little too far over &quot;the edge.&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1096 lazyload\" title=\"080603_vacuum\" data-src=\"http:\/\/www.yuriar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2008\/06\/080603_vacuum.jpg\" alt=\"Photographic proof:  Mom does indeed know how to run the vacuum.\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 333px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 333\/500;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>DH took that photo two days ago now.  (yes, I&#8217;m slow to blog, but it does get on the blog eventually!)<\/p>\n<p>As the flash snapped, he burst into laughter.  Then he declared that he now had &#8220;photographic evidence for the kids, that mom does indeed know how to run the vacuum cleaner.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yea.  He totally would have been in the doghouse over that, except for the fact that he does 99.9% of the vacuuming around here.  *S*  Besides, I actually think the whole thing is pretty funny.  *S*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DH took that photo two days ago now. (yes, I&#8217;m slow to blog, but it does get on the blog eventually!) As the flash snapped, he burst into laughter. Then &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family_life","category-photos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuriar.com\/katp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}