{"id":94,"date":"2008-04-26T22:55:55","date_gmt":"2008-04-27T03:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aprendemos.yuriar.com\/blog\/?p=92"},"modified":"2008-04-26T22:55:55","modified_gmt":"2008-04-27T03:55:55","slug":"monkey-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/2008\/04\/26\/monkey-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkey Butt!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/080425_zoo-07-monkey.jpg\" alt=\"080425_zoo-07-monkey.jpg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/333;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We went to the Zoo.  It was fun.  The kids had a blast, and couldn&#8217;t help but compare the real zoo to their Zoo Tycoon 2 game that they all love so much.  There were several times the Diva would comment, &#8220;Mom!  They need to put in a girl camel so the Camel will be happy!&#8221; The Mandril (pictured above) was the favorite.  And to prove the kids actually learned something, once we got home and checked out the photos, GeekBoy declared, &#8220;His butt is so colorful so his family can follow him through the jungle.&#8221;  See&#8230; they do learn!  And the best part&#8230;  I didn&#8217;t tell him that!  He read it off the sign in front of the monkey cage.  Learning from everyday life.  It can happen folks.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/080425_zoo-01-emu.jpg\" alt=\"080425_zoo-01-emu.jpg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/333;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Emu was pretty pissed about having his sleep disturbed.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/080425_zoo-02-looking.jpg\" alt=\"080425_zoo-02-looking.jpg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/333;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Check those birds with the weird red things! &#8220;Uh, it says they are &#8216;Hornbills&#8217; Dad!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/080425_zoo-05gb-giraffes.jpg\" alt=\"080425_zoo-05gb-giraffes.jpg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/333;\" \/><br \/>\nThe GeekBoy even took some photos of his own.\u00a0 Lookie!\u00a0 Art class!\u00a0 Photography practice.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/080425_zoo-10gb-elephants.jpg\" alt=\"080425_zoo-10gb-elephants.jpg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/333;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look mom!\u00a0 Elephant butt!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/080425_zoo-13-goats.jpg\" alt=\"080425_zoo-13-goats.jpg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/333;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No trip to the zoo is complete without a chance to feed the goats.\u00a0 Immediately after this photo, thePinkDiva completely lost her marbles because a goat&#8217;s tongue had dared to touch her hand.\u00a0 She insisted on washing her hands, right that second.\u00a0 The best we could do was a purell dispenser on a post at the end of the fence.\u00a0 *Note to self &#8211; next time we visit the zoo, bring wipes!<\/p>\n<p>And of course, I just couldn&#8217;t post this without this most excellent shot of the day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/080425_zoo-08-monkeybutt.jpg\" alt=\"080425_zoo-08-monkeybutt.jpg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/333;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Monkey Butt!!! \u00a0 Ha ha ha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to the Zoo. It was fun. The kids had a blast, and couldn&#8217;t help but compare the real zoo to their Zoo Tycoon 2 game that they all &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,26,4,6,30,12,14,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-capt740","category-fieldtrips","category-general","category-ltvv111","category-photos","category-science","category-thepinkdiva"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/yuriar.com\/aprendemosacademy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}